My Sister In Jesus Christ

G C/G G G C/G G G C/G G Draw me a picture, give me a real big head, G C/G G I don't say much, I think I might stay in bed. C D G When everyone goes to church I'll finally rest in peace, Am D lay real still under my covers, they'll think I am deceased. G C/G G You got a big grin, you say "What's not to like?" G C/G G at the birthday party, talking ears off left and right. C D G Girlie got a buttercream film, smeared over your overalls, Am D old folks eating out of your hand upstairs at fellowship hall. C D G C Mama, don't raise no fools here, C D G A7 we got to rely on each other, my dеar. C D When I'm short on sound advice, Am D D7 G C/G G I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ. G C/G G I got a girlfriend, she got a snakeskin purse, G C/G G and a walk in closet, chock full of My Chemical Romance shirts. C D G Told me about BDSM, now I think I might burn in hell, Am D we're staying up all night writing dirty emails on AOL. G C/G G You like the meathead, he's on the baseball team, G C/G G beat up the new kid, recharge on a cool blue Gatorade IV. C D G Told him about ozone hole, he's crying himself to sleep, Am D get him on the New York Times that he may read and weep. C D G C Mama, don't raise no fools here, C D G A7 we got to rely on each other, my dеar. C D When I'm short on sound advice, Am D D7 I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ. G C/G G G C/G G C D G Am Dsus4 D G C/G G We had good times, we got more to come, G C/G G we'll get real old, melt down in the Florida sun. C D G Live on Caribbean cruise, lined up at that omelet bar, Am D7sus4 I'll get cheddar and spinach, you get caviar. End-Chorus C D G C Mama, don't raise no fools here, C D G A7 we got to rely on each other, my dеar. C D When I'm short on sound advice, Am D G C/G G I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ.