Them Kinda Monkeys Cant Swing

A E 4x E Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer E A Raised in the back streets of town E B Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown E Every haunt has a hustler and bustler E A Born with the tongue of a snake E B Every haunt has a muscler on the make B A B And them kind of monkeys can't swing A B And them birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me A B And them kind of monkeys can't swing A B And them birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me A E 4x E Everywhere has a ducker and diver E A Doing his best to impress E B Everywhere has a skiver in a mess E And every place has a joker at poker E A Born with a marked deck of cards E B Every place has a smoker in the yards B A B And them kind of monkeys can't swing A B And them birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me A B And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh A B And them birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me E G A A G E E G A A G E F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E E A 2x E B B A B Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing A B And them birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me A B And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing A B And them a-birdies can't sing A B If them pigs could fly E Maybe they'd fly away from me A E 4x F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E E