Teenage Culture

Em G My teacher always told me, I should get some rest G C I gotta be a prodigy for that Monday morning test Em G But I said, "Miss, good luck, you better wish me the best" G Just before I dozed off and went back to bed G Em G See I'll be munching on my biscuits at the back of the room B C While Johnny's on ket and Jed's on shrooms Em G And then there's Katie all kettic, Keira doing balloons G B C I see the lads, they're sticking stuff up their nose at noon C Em It's the teenage culture G Pain is pimples, acupuncture B Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers C And misleading infrastructure C Em You got your paperclips and clingers G And your SoundCloud rapper singers B Filter papers, riz and ringers C Adolescents and beginners Em G Now we can't sleep, see the morning sun G B C With our small talk 'til our days are done Em G Try to hibernate when we try to run B C And up again 'fore the morning sun Em G Bed time blues with your biff and chip B C Got your brandy bread then you lick her lips Em G So speech is slurred after just one sip B C Bed time blues with your biff and chip Em It's time for Monday morning games G I guess we must abide B No composure on the pitch C It's just the five a side Em G But the goalies pretty shit and rules the hand collide B It's the hand of god C The ref' just let it slide Em Now miss is bribing us with stickers G Oh, could she get any thicker? G But with liquor, we'd consider C Not the 10 year olds in kickers C Em All we wanted to be older G That's what we always told her B So chin up fallen soldier B C We're just trying to stay sober C Em It's the teenage culture G Pain is pimples, acupuncture G B Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers C And misleading infrastructure C Em You got your paperclips and clingers G And your SoundCloud rapper singers B Filter papers, riz and ringers C Adolescents and beginners Em G Now we can't sleep, see the morning sun G B C With our small talk 'til our days are done C Em G Try to hibernate when we try to run B C And up again 'fore the morning sun Em G Bed time blues with your biff and chip B C Got your brandy bread then you lick her lips Em G So speech is slurred after just one sip B C Bed time blues with your biff and chip C Em It's time for independent reading G Got my biff and chip B I swapped the water for whisky C 'Bout to take a sip Em G So then my teacher takes a look and tells me, "Get a grip" B C But now the class is looking boring, "All right miss, in a bit" Em G She says, "Come back to your seat, I'll let your parents know" B C So I put on a little limp, "Miss, I hurt my toe" C Em G She says, "All right to the nurse then, you'd better go" G B C I'm not heading to the nurse now that was quite a show It's the teenage culture C Em It's the teenage culture G Pain is pimples, acupuncture B Bleeding lips and numbness ulcers C And misleading infrastructure C Em You got your paperclips and clingers G And your SoundCloud rapper singers B Filter papers, riz and ringers C A Adolescents and beginners Em G Now we can't sleep, see the morning sun G B C With our small talk 'til our days are done C Em G Try to hibernate when we try to run B G And up again 'fore the morning sun Em G Bed time blues with your biff and chip B C Got your brandy bread then you lick her lips Em G So speech is slurred after just one sip N.C. Bed time blues with your biff and chip