Streethouse Door

Ab Cm Bm7 Bbm7 Eb Baby I've heard so many stories a-bout you, I've been wondering if any of them are true Ab Cm Bm7 Bbm7 Eb Since I saw you disappear a-round the bend, baby you made my life so pointless at both ends Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb I'd be up you like a rat up a drainpipe, but they say you don't love me anymore Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb I hear what all the guys are saying, they say that you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb I call you up on the Al Capone, but your daddy says you are not at home Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb You've been out running round, laying it down for every boy in town oh Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Db Dbm If you don't come back to me, I'll tell you how it's gonna be Ab Fm Bbm7 Eb Oh baby you look such a mess, I'm gonna throw up all over your dress Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb N.C. Baby why'd you leave me, I thought I was your baby, Ahh Baby why'd you leave me Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb If you don't take my advice, those guys you're messing with aren't very nice Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb You'll leave me in the shit for sure, and you won't be flush any more Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 N.C. Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a .......... Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, , I hear you bang like a shithouse door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a lavvy door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you bang like a lavvy door Ab Cm Bbm7 Eb Shithouse door, shithouse door, I hear you, I hear you bang like a shithouse door (Fade)