Pity Party

F E Am So close to me C F Em D C D And looking perfect all the time F E Am G C F She said some things, you won't believe it E D C D Life's too good to me when F My friend Beth Bb D Dm Rarely knows just how to dress D F Oh, she looks so European D She looks so European F And my friend Beth D Is a scientist F Thinks the world's a human being D The world's a human being F Em Am Please never leave C F Em D C D I'll make it worth it all the time F E Am C F And it's so much fun, and all I wanted Em Dm C D Now that she's all mine, and F My friend Beth Bb D Dm Rarely knows just how to dress D F Oh, she looks so European D She looks so European F And my friend Beth D Is a scientist F Thinks the world's a human being D The world's a human being