Punkys Dilemma

Emaj7 Emaj7 ||: / / / / | / / / / :|| 2x Emaj7 F#m7 Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, B Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Floating in my bowl, taking mov - ies, | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 E Emaj7 Relaxed in a while, living in style, A Emaj7 Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L. A Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 C#m7 Amaj7 B6 Casually glancing at his toup - ée Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 Wish I was an English muffin, B Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 About to make the most out of a toast - er, | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 E Emaj7 I'd ease myself down, coming up brown, A Emaj7 I prefer the Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam, Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 C#m7 Amaj7 B6 I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry Jam' fan! Amaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Oh---------, South Cali - fornia------------! | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 If I become a First Lieutenant, B Emaj7 Emaj7 Would you put my photo on your pia - no? Emaj7 Emaj7 (Du - du - du - du - du, du'n, du - du!) Emaj7 F#m7 E Emaj7 (Du - du!) 'To Mary Jane, best wishes Martin!', A Emaj7 Old Roger, draft dodger, leaving by the basement door, Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 C#m7 Amaj7 B6 Amaj7 Emaj7 Everybody knows what he's tippy - toeing down there for Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Verse 4 - with improvised whistling Emaj7 F#m7 B | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | (Oh, really?) Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 E Emaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Emaj7 F#m7 ||: / / / / | / / / / :|| Repeat, and end on Cmaj7