Its Afternoon Im Feeling Sick

B D#m It's afternoon, I'm feeling sick G#m B I'm spewing stupid rhetoric E G#m I'm starting shit on Post Aesthetics C#m F# Like a fucking lunatic B D#m I'm home alone, I'm making jokes G#m B I'm drowning in my iPhone E G#m And my ears have sprouted headphones C#m F# So I'll watch my weary tone B D#m I know I'm being angsty G#m B Insert joke here about Banksy E G#m What's a Chinese river? Yangtze C#m F# B Then the emcee said, "Well thanks, she's leaving soon D#m G#m She'll stop trying to rhyme B Before high noon tomorrow E G#m C#m Retire to her room and sit around F# B And count the hours down till June D#m July and August end" G#m B In this state I've got like four friends left E G#m Not like there were much to start with C#m F# B Now we're on to big and better things D#m G#m She'll stop trying to sing B Before it rings tomorrow E G#m My alarm is lingering C#m F# B And I live in a shell of things tonight G#m She'll stop trying to rhyme B Before high noon tomorrow E G#m C#m Retire to her room and sit around F# And count the hours down B D#m Late evening and then the night G#m B I'm lurking and I feel alright E G#m 1000 calories to spite C#m F# B The days I used to diet hard and die D#m A bit but not too much G#m B But writing everything down sucks E G#m C#m And timing every syllable is dumb F# B I ate a thousand calories D#m G#m She'll stop trying to eat B Before he cheats tomorrow E F# Carve my name into his leather seats B D#m G#m Said the emcee, "She'll stop trying to rhyme B Before high noon tomorrow E G#m C#m Retire to her room and sit around F# B And count the hours down till June D#m July and August and G#m B September and October and E G#m November and December and C#m F# January B D#m February, March, and April G#m B Don't forget May too" E 'Cause I will sit around F# B And I will count the hours down till June