Bitchin In The Kitchen

Intro Riff A E A E A Dear blender D E Oh won't you help a first offender A Oh, toaster D E Don't you put the burn on me D E A D Re-friger-ator, why are we always sooner or later A E A Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night A Dear knife drawer D E Now won't you help me to face life more A Oh, trashcan D E Don't you put the dirt on me D E A D Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later A E A Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night A E 2x E Everything used to be ok D But I've been had B E And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way D E A D Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later A E A Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night A Shower curtain D E Oh won't you help me to be certain A Oh, toothpaste D E Don't you put the squeeze on me D E A D Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later A E A Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night D E A D Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later A E A Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night! A E A D A E A