God Bless The American Housewife

G D A A G D A A G D Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup, A A I bend to get the paper every neighbors trying to check me out, G D Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan, A A Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle all the garbage cans. G D A God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know, G D A God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure, G D A God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me, G D A G A A A A God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah D A Look at how my children play commando when in the col-due-sack, D A Look at how my husband can survive another heart attack, D A Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things, D G Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring. G D A God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know, G D A God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure, G D A God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me, G D A A A A God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah D A Look at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves, D A Look how my Tiara can bend back to the shape it was. D A I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone, D G Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn. G D A God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know, G D A God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure, G D A God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me, G D A G God bless the American housewife. N.C. Ohoho God bless the American housewife.