The Flying Purple People Eater

A D Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky.. A D it had one long horn, one big eye. D G I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee! A D it looks like a purple eater to me!" D It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. A (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.) D A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. A D Sure looks strange to me..(one eye?) E Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree. B E I said, 'Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me.' E A B I heard him say in a voice so gruff.."I wouldn't eat you E cause you're so tough." Eb It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. Bb (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.) Eb A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. Bb Eb Sure looks strange to me..(one horn?) E I said, 'Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?' B E He said, "It's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine. E A But that's not the reason that I came to land.. B E I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band!" E Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater. B Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater. E (We wear short shorts!) E B E Flyin' purple people eater..sure looks strange to me. E And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground. B E He started to rock, really rockin' around. E A It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune.. B E sing a bop bop aboppa loppa lim bam boom. E Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater. B Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater. E (I like short shorts!) E B E Flyin' purple people eater..what a sight to see! F And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know? C F I saw him last night on a TV show. F Bb He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' 'em dead.. C F playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head. (Tequila!!!) Gb Bb