Honey Im Home

E E E A (2x) E The car won't start, it's falling apart E I was late for work and the boss got smart E My pantyline shows, got a fun in my hose E A E My hair went flat, man I hate that(HATE THAT) E Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, E I re-a-lized I forgot my purse E With all this stress i must confess, E A this could be worse than PMS, A This job ain't worth the pay A Can't wait till the end of the day B B B B Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey! hey! E Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day, E Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way, B rub my feet, gimme something to eat, B Fix me up my favorite treat E Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me E I need to relax and watch TV, B get off the phone give the dog a bone B E Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home! E E E A (2x) E I broke a nail opening the mail E I cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell E This job's a pain it's so mundane E It sure don't stimulate my brain A This job ain't worth the pay A Can't wait till the end of the day B B B B Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey! hey! E Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day, E Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way, B rub my feet, gimme something to eat, B Fix me up my favorite treat E Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me E I need to relax and watch TV, B get off the phone give the dog a bone B E Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home! Out E I'm home, that feels much better.