Late July

D D D G A G D G A G D E G E G G G D G D F D G A G D G A G D Am D Oh gold digger took my money yeah D Dipped my heart and hands in honey Am Snake Lady done stole my savings G Told gold digger she was having my babies G Well, gold digger swung, snake lady fell C G I took Gold Digger up to Chapel Hill D Oh, I married her fast, murdered her young G C G Oh, took my money back and made my run D Well, bus driver, all in red D Yeah, go pull this bus over and end up dead Am Yeah go drive this bus down to Mexico G Park it on a cliff where that good grass grows G Till a chopper came along one sunny day C G Oh, to burn my crops, lock me away G Well I'm eager, young and qualified C D A Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July Mmmmmmm G A G D D Yeah so, tell my momma, old and grey D Sittin’ a-a home weepin’ away Am Oh, her only boy washed down the drain G Gonna take her son away D Well, momma should be proud of me G C G Oh, I lived like a man, I'll die like a king D Cause I'm eager, young and qualified G C G Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July G Ooooh D Yeah so, tell my papa his old and fat D His chewin’ his cigar with his hair slicked back Am Yeah, roll him over, beat him black G Say it’s from that boy oh, he never had G Well, papa should be I my place C G Oh, fry like bacon, hang like lace D Cause I'm eager, young and qualified G Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July G A G D G A G D Am D Call Big Betty, yeah, my old squeeze D Kiss you so good, you go weak in the knees Am Come to see her old man pop G I want to have you there, when my big heart stops C G But don't you worry, don't you fret C G No I won't die with no regrets Chorus 4 D Because I'm eager, young and qualified D C G Well I'm eager, young and starry-eyed C Well the big leagues call, oh you know that I reply G C G I got a date with that chair, oh, in late July D A D G A G D D Oh it's coming up mighty, mighty, mighty fast just like C Ooooh G Just like D oooooh