Favorite Chair

G Em Awake again G Em More foe than friend G Em C D What's a crime without a witness? G Em All pine and sap G Em More noose than trap G Em Don't cry, dear C D It's only business G Em G G So tell me have you seen me anywhere, anywhere C With brand new ink and knee-length hair G D With loads to say and time to spare C Well, I always imagine you there G In your favorite chair G C G C D G G G Em So I'll awake again G Em For if and when G Em C D You ever truly need me G Em Oh, I'll be by your side G Em In record time G Em C D Till then, I'll stay here sleeping G So tell me any story G G But the truth, but the truth C Tell me horror stories C Say he's bad to you G And his teeth taste strange D And he's a lousy screw C D G Am I always lying there between the two of you? C D G Am I always gonna sit and stay here like you taught me to? G Em In your favorite chair G Em G In your favorite chair Em G Em G Like you used to Em G Em G Em G Yeah, like you used to