Dining Alone

G Same old shoes on the same old feet G Same colored tie every day of the week Gm Shampoo, conditioner, rinse and repeat Gdim/B# D7 Drip dry, do it again G I tell my woes to the knife and the spoon G Dining alone at a table for two Gm One glass of wine is plenty of time Gdim/B# D7 To dream about all of the things that I'll never do G C Em C I wonder what it's like to fly a plane C To meet a girl on Friday night Em C And wake up next to her on Saturday C To swim across the ocean blue Em To walk a mile upon the moon C To wear the crown and sit upon the throne Gdim/B# D7 But it's getting late, this restaurant is closing G I guess I'd better go G I wander through the city, whistle a tune G Walk into a bar and ruin the mood Gm A dirty martini with an olive or two Gdim/B# D7 Shake, pour, do it again G A couple more drinks, now they're kicking me out G I always get in trouble when I open my mouth Gm Stumble on home, fall into bed Gdim/B# D7 And drift off into my head C Em C I wonder what it's like to fly a plane C To meet a girl on Friday night Em C And wake up next to her on Saturday C To swim across the ocean blue Em To walk a mile upon the moon C To wear the crown and sit upon the throne Gdim/B# D7 But it's getting late, this restaurant is closing G I guess I'd better go G Same old shoes on the same old feet G One-track mind, one-way street Gm Nothing's gonna change for the same old me Gdim/B# D7 Eat, sleep, do it again Gdim/B# D7 Gdim/B# D7 Eat, sleep, do it again G