Dearly Departed

G F# Oooh, G F# Oooh, G Em C G F# Oooh, G Em C G F# Oooh, Well, G Em C G F# You and I both know that the house is haunted, G Em C G F# And you and I both know that the ghost is me, G Em C G F# Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, G Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, D C G F# G You used to bite I used to moan, D C G F# G But now you mumble and I choke, D C G F# G Now I aint so scary on my own, Tell me honey what's a dagger without a cloak, I don't know, Cause, G Em C G F# You and I both know that the house is haunted, G Em C G F# And you and I both know that the ghost is me, G Em C G F# Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, G Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, D C G F# G In the midnight hour you came alive, D C G F# G I had to go get my crystal ball, G Gotta find that snake, D C G When the sun came up we couldn't find no place to hide, D And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake, I had to, F# G That's so messed up, Cause, G Em C G F# You and I both know that the house is haunted, G Em C G F# And you and I both know that the ghost is me, G Em C G F# Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, G Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, Am G D But even when one is dead and gone, Am G D It still takes two to make a house a home, Am G D I'm as lonesome as the catacombs C I hear you call my name but no ones there, D9 Except a feeling in the air, Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted, Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you, You should walk around screaming oh slamming all them doors, D Well I'm all grown up now I don't scare easy no more, G Em C G F# Cause, you and I both know, G Em C G F# You and I both know, ooh, G Em C G F# You and I both know, ooh, G Em C G You and I both know, ooh, Oooh.