Rectal Computer Chords - Sexual Lobster

Intro

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Chorus

Am G Rectal Computer, Am G Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole), Am G Rectal Computer, Am Rectal Computer End Chorus Riff

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{tab: G|-------------3-2--------- <*>strum Em and Fm <*>---------------------------------|}

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Verse

A# F I went to the doctor, C F 'cos my gut was playin' up A# F He said, 'son, your throat is too small, C F we're gonna have to stick this up your butt' A# F He bent me over, C F told me to think of something pleasant A# F It was like he had a handful of stuffing C F and I was some kind of pheasant.

Chorus

Am G Rectal Computer, Am G Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole), Am G Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!), Am Rectal Computer

Verse 2

A# F Someone hacked into my computer, C F and programmed it to give me gas A# F My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?', C F I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass' A# F I showed it to my friends, C F they were quite impressed A# F Now everyone I know has a-

Chorus

Am G Rectal Computer, Am G Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!), Am G Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!), Am Rectal Computer