Calloused Hands

| Chords Gm A# Gm I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands, C Gm To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands, Gm A# C Gm I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands, C Gm I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand. | only bass note 1/8 Gm A# C Gm A# F Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die. | powerchords 1/8 Gm A# C Gm A# F Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong. | strum once G Em C D I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon, G Em C D Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure, G Em A seamless piston motion, C D Em Briny as the saltiest deep.