Crunchy Roll Take Me Home

C Almost 7 Am Time to leave work G Hate my dumb boss F C I think his name is Edward My room is stinky Am Smells of cheese and weed G I kiss my body pillow F C And it's time to yank my peen C Crunchy Roll G Take me home Am To my waifus F And my imotous C She’s got pies and thighs C And tits with eyes G She only costs me 6.95 F Oh I'm home C Crunchy Roll Am G I see her in my dreams C She's ’bout real as 2D can be F C G Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love Am And coming to Bb I wipe my drool F C And shake myself and my morning wood G G7 Ayeee haha Aaah Daaaahh C Crunchy Roll G Take me home Am To my waifus N.C. Fucking Am To my waifus F And my imotous C She got pies and thighs G But that ain't, ah f**k C She got pies and thighs C But that ain't all G She got a heart so big G Anyone would fall F Wah Fm What? C Crunchy Roll!