The Beard Song

D# A# D# A# Five o'clock on a Friday and you're tounging for a beer D# A# D# A# Head down the local like you have done for years D# A# D# A# D# A# D# A# Something is different, something's not right, you've been replaced with a stereotype G# Fm G# Fm He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G# Fm G# Fm He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place D# A# D# A# Driving down main street picking up your 14 year old daughter from the shops D# A# D# A# You see a park coming up you're gonna take it like a boss D# A# D# A# From across white lines comes a Volkswagon golf, like an ace D# A# D# A# You pull alongside all angry like, then he see his face G# Fm G# Fm He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G# Fm G# Fm He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place G# Fm G# Fm He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face G# Fm G# Fm Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same D# A# D# A# The time has come to settle down, make Shazza your wife D# A# D# A# Been together since year ten and she's your life D# A# D# A# You near the chapel, you know something's not right D# A# D# A# There's a man with hair and he's standing there and he's dressed in white G# Fm G# Fm He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G# Fm G# Fm He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place D# A# D# A# You tell Johnno to pick up the pace, your heart's in race D# A# D# A# The closer you get the easier to see that beautiful face CHORUS TO FADE G# Fm G# Fm He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face G# Fm G# Fm He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place G# Fm G# Fm He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face G# Fm G# Fm Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same