Princess And The Pony

G G C I couldn't sleep so I took a pill D Em with a dirty glass of water from a low pressure hell G C Someone buy a round before my liver fails D Em and you know it will C How many of you will be (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba) D left to make a scene G (timing is weird feeling) C at my funeral party C D Set my soul at ease by spinning wire G as I lay on my side C cause it's the earth which I have known since birth Em So clap your hands if you wanna be B C the little princess who finally gets the pony D or the one that steals the life from me Em B With that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks C D to cover up your track marks Em B Cuz when you finally come down C the pony you've been riding around town D turns out to be a man Em B C D And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again C How many of you be will be D left to drink whiskey G C at my funeral party C D Remember to bring your flask G and pour a shot for C your dead homie Em B C D Shake your ass around my casket Em B C D Shake your ass around my casket Em B Shake your ass around my casket C D and bring your beach blankets Em B Volley balls, wine coolers C D (End with one strum) Spin your favorite records.