God Is From New Jersey The Tornado Song

A E A A D A I am a wandering minstrel and I travel round the land E With lots of silly stories and songs to beat the band A D A Some folks say I’m irreverent because of all my jokes D A E A But I was there with Jack Frost when the Almighty spoke D A E A Yes, I was there with Jack Frost when the Almighty spoke D A D A God is from New Jersey. He brought the whole house down D A E E7 West Virginia’s almost heaven but Bayonne’s God’s hometown A D A I was pokin’ fun of Jersey and the girls that can’t say, “No” E When suddenly the sky turned black and the wind began to blow A D A I was singin’ about the turnpike and the rest stops on the way D A E A When the Lord said, “That ain’t funny” so he blew the tent away D A E A Yes, the Lord said, “That ain’t funny” so he blew the tent away D A D A God is from New Jersey. He made it very clear D A E E7 He tore the tent to pieces, and he sucked up all the beer slurp   A D A Now I can pick on Pottsville and no one really cares E Cause I saw cans of Yuengling go swirling through the air A D A And the moral of this story that I have learned is this D A E A Thou shalt not pick on Jersey cause the Lord gets really pissed D A E A No, thou shalt not pick on Jersey cause the Lord gets really pissed D A D A God is from New Jersey. He brought the whole house down D A E A West Virginia’s almost heaven but Bayonne’s God’s hometown