Stupid Nintendo Games

Ab Over 15,000 games to try To discuss and later shelve Bbm The consistency Alphabetically Bb And Player's Choice can go to hell Ab The size and shape of discs and cards For an hour or so I'll talk Bbm I swipe right on them 'Til both my thumbs are stems Eb C 'Cause everyday's Fat Tuesday in my eyes Fm C Ab The world doesn't get my passion Bb They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin Db But it's their loss for they Ab Got no spare time to waste Db Eb This is something I know we should all embrace Ab I'm on a quest F To address all the requests Bbm Eb Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache Ab We have been blessed No time to rest F I've got a lot to undress Db You don't need s*x C F This is better anyways Bb7 Ab It's stupid Nintendo games Spoken It may be hard to find a place to start So might I suggest? Not that Ab Might I suggest a Geist to start things out? Then moving on to Pac N' Roll Bbm Lost in Blue and Tetris 2 Eb C Bb Or whatever's left at Kohl's Ab Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games Name a better pair to taste Bbm If you said Madden '09 and skin Ebm Eb C Get the f*ck out of my face Fm Cm C7 Please tell me that you understand Spoken By Others (Vegan) As a vegan, it fits my diet plan (Wendys Employee)They make for great Target treks (Rex Mohs) As long as I'm not having s*x (Jeb Jab) You didn't tell me one of these was f*cking Gex Ab I shouldn't dwell (I shouldn't dwell) F I've got no s*x to sell Bbm Take 'em all and distribute 'em Eb And you're spreading Wii Play Ab F It's so swell these extra copies extra ban you from hell Db C F Bb I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day(doo-doo) Ab Stupid Nintendo games Ab I must confess (I must confess) Fm I might be slightly obsessed Bbm How could I not be? Have you've seen these? Bb Eb I've got no shame to blame Ab If you're down and feeling blue F And life drops in around you Db C F Bb There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain Bbm Eb Ab Stupid Nintendo games!