Drunk All Around This Town

F I've been drunk all around this town C7 A# F The downside up to the upside down F Set 'em up boys I'll knock em down C7 A# F Well I've been drunk all around this town I drank shooters with the college boys The girls are cuter where they card the doors Daddy's money makes a lot of noise I drank shooters with the college boys I drank bourbon with lawyers, too With their power ties and their wing tipped shoes Cause even republicans get the blues I drank bourbon with the lawyers, too I've been drunk all around this town The downside up to the upside down Set 'em up boys I'll knock 'em down Cause I've been drunk all around this town I drank beer with the down and out First bar you come to on the pike out south I kept my head down and shut my mouth I drank beer with the down and out And I drank something with those hippie dudes Everything was fine until we lit that doob Now I'm hungry and I'm scared And completely self-aware