Youre Not The Only Bear Ive Fisted

C G Bb C 2x C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C 2x N.C. C G Bb C I wore my leather chaps to the Eagle N.C. C G Bb C The bouncer said, 'Queen, you aren't legal.' G So I said, 'No really, I'm twenty-nine Bb And if you let me in, I can do you from behind' G The bouncer said, 'Boy, you wanna top me' Bb I'm huge and hairy, can't you see'' C G Bb C 'Just drop your pants, Sir,' I insisted C G Bb C 'You're not the only bear I fisted.' C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C 2x N.C. C G Bb C I wore my vinyl suit to the Cock N.C. C G Bb C Some guy said I looked like Dr. Spock G That flaming trekkie was cute but snotty Bb So I said, 'Bend over and I'll beam you up, Scotty.' G He looked at my crotch and said, 'You don't have the power Bb You must live long to prosper from a golden shower.' C G Bb C I said, 'Don't get your boxers twisted C G Bb C You're not the only bear I fisted.' C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C 2x N.C. C G Bb C I wore my skinny jeans to the Phoenix N.C. C G Bb C Some furry guy said, 'You don't have a penis.' G 'Sure I do, but whatever, let's not talk semantics Bb Take off your clothes and I'll get my hand slick.' G So he took out his dick and I said, 'No, turn around.' Bb And I got out a glove and lube by the pound C G Bb C He growled and he roared and his glasses got misted C G Bb C He's not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C You say I'm limp-wristed C G Bb C But you're not the only bear I fisted C G Bb C 2x