Pink Snot

Em/G C G My friend hates needles, but he's not chicken C G Em D Knows all the statistics, and his chance is slim Em/G C G Making up excuses just to buy tin foil C G D erode all of the meat around his gangly coil Em/G C G I know a lot of men in hardcore bands C G Em D Collectively funding the Colombians Em/G C G Straight-edge guys who turn to weed and beer C G D Now they all got divorced and they all grow beards C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man C Em B Not me, it's a thrill, man C D G C G F#m Not me, I like my pills, oh G C G C G Em D Em/G C G Some say it's a simple and a sterile crutch C G Em D A number on the bottle and three lines of dust Em/G C G Killing brain cells in increments C G D To reel it all in 'til it all makes sense Em/G C G So you like to have a drink knowing you might drown C Em D In the Friday's bar where the dead go down Em/G C G Take opoids or your home-spun meth C G D Claim that tripping helps you write the best C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man C Not me, it's a thrill, man C D Not me, I like C D Not me, I like C D G Not me, I like my pills [ Max Bemis and Brianna Collins] C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man (The pills, not me) C Em D Not me, I'm a pill man (You made your choice now) C Em D Not me, I'm a fill man (Oh) Hey, whoa C Not me (You let me be) Oh, oh C Not me (Won't deal no more) (Oh) I'm a pill man [ Max Bemis and Brianna Collins] C Em D Not me (The pills, not me) C Em D Not me (You made your choice now)