Hate Everyone

G G C G When I was spat unto the earth in a stream of guts C G My mother nature that green eyed slut Em Em I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut Am C One to whom I still shall stay stuck. G C G Staring from a cradle my eyes take in C G The baby speak of my brain-dead kin Em Em Their goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin Am C of a chub-faced alien Em D C Well if you think I'm being harsh, Em D C Eb Well baby keep on counting stars G C G Cause I hate everyone, G C G I hate everyone G C G I hate everyone Am C G Upon this cursed earth G C G Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine C G Packed me in a classroom to count the time G G Em Em Studying the history of mens mind Am C Chasing tail and committing hate crimes G C G Rich hippie girl with a gas-guzzler C G Forced myself to fall in love with her Em Em She was so strung out, she'd swear it never occurred Am C The honky king when back on his word Em D C The next one did the same Em D C ring out The blind leading the lame (All together now) G C G I hate everyone, G C G I hate everyone G C G I hate everyone Am C G Upon this cursed earth Em C G How does it make you feel to be wanted? Em C G How does it make you feel to be one of many? Em C G how does it make you feel to be blunted? Am Em How does it make you feel? Am Em How does it make you feel? G stop I hate actors who seem genuine G stop I hate my ex girlfriend, though she's feminine G stop I hate the singer with the denim shit Em C I hate everyone G stop I hate the hospital in Texas G stop I hate the rapper in the Lexus G stop I hate the pills I ate for breakfast Em C I hate everyone G C G I hate everyone, G C G I hate everyone G C G I hate everyone Em C I hate everyone G C G Cause, I'm mired in hypocrisy C G Yet, I'm still down with J.C C G I guess that everyone includes me Em C And that's why I'm a humanist End on G