Santas My Boyfriend

Bb I've got a new man this holiday. Cm Someone who won't let me down Cm Eb A guy whose eyes always sparkle Cm Eb Bb A man who can show you the town. Bb My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping Cm F He always treats me right. Cm Dm Eb He knows if I've been bad or good Cm F Bb But when I'm naughty, he thinks it's nice. F (sting twice) Bb Santa's my boyfriend Cm F Oh yes, Santa's the one that I love. Cm Dm I believe he's real, because I can still feel Eb F The touch of his furry white glove. Bb Santa's my boyfriend Cm F Oh, I've never been in love like this. Cm When he comes down my chimney Dm Gm I get weak in the knees Cm F Bb Because it's his kiss that's first on my list! VERSE 2 (Dialogue) - ride Bb Bb I like it when we jump in a sleigh, and he takes me to the north Pole! Ain't he the greatest? He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies! He told me the same thing!! When everybody else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine down! You get the picture!! Bb Santa's my boyfriend Cm F He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow. Cm Dm He's jolly and kind, and I don't even mind Eb F When he sees me and shouts 'Ho, ho, ho!' Bb Santa's my boyfriend Cm F And we'll have a wonderful life Cm Dm Gm I can't wait for the time, when he'll truly be mine Cm F Bb And he'll leave his bitch of a wife. VERSE 3 (Dialogue) - ride Bb Bb He's gonna leave her, right? Of course he's gonna leave her - he promised! They always promise, and it usually works out, right? FINALE Bb Oh, liiiiiiiiiiive. Eb Ab Oh, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Eb Bb from New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrk Eb it's Saturday Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.