Brexit Song

Am Let me tell you a story, F It's a long and slightly boring C About the day The summer's day, G of my prom Am It was a nice day for a referendum: F Will she stay, or will she go: C I'm talking about the start of Brexit C And how far it's gone C SO GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU Em SO LONG AND FAREWELL OLD FRIEND! C HOW GOOD WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! D WHAT A 47 YEARS OF PLAYING SERIOUS C HOW DELIRIOUS Am The next day we found out the results, F It was a sad old day, C My grandma told me this was the greatest C However, I had chosen to remain G But pain is gain Am We will muscle through With EU friends C And get respect again C SO GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU Em SO LONG AND FAREWELL OLD FRIEND! C HOW GOOD WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! D WHAT A 47 YEARS OF PLAYING SERIOUS C HOW DELIRIOUS Am Then at uni last year F A moment where the parliament voted on the deal C It looked good, but it wasn't so C They all couldn't vote on anything! G It was neck in neck Am Nothing decided C ORDER IN THE HOUSE C O R D E R IN THE UK PLEASE C SO GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU Em SO LONG AND FAREWELL OLD FRIEND! C HOW GOOD WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! D WHAT A 47 YEARS OF PLAYING SERIOUS C HOW DELIRIOUS Am Extension, extension, extension F That's all I ever heard, F March, April, June, October, January C We can't anymore G Its fragile, the country wants to go Am Hostilely is rising, Scotland, London panicking C And we don't want the UK to split C Can't you see our chaos Em HANG ON; Am Can't you take perspective of the EU citizens in Britain? F Will they be second class? Am Will they have different rights? F I hope not Am I hope not F I hope not Am I can't bear to think about London F Or my EU neighbours Am We must carry on CHORUS C SO GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU Em SO LONG AND FAREWELL OLD FRIEND! C HOW GOOD WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! D WHAT A 47 YEARS OF PLAYING SERIOUS C HOW DELIRIOUS RAP BREAKDOWN: F Am?) (Em, C 52% 48% TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 PROMOTE PEACE PROSPERITY FRIENDSHIP UNIFIED ECONOMY INCLUSION COMBAT DISCRIMINATION BREAK DOWN THE BARRIERS TO TRADE BOARDERS IRISH BOARDER SCIENCE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION HUMAN RIGHTS COHERENCE COORDINATION INTERNATIONAL ROLE NATO WHY IS SWITZERLAND NOT IN THE EU? 120 SEPARATE BILATERAL AGREEMENTS SINGLE MARKET WHY IS NORWAY NOT A MEMBER OF THE EU? DECLINED TWICE TWICE HOW MUCH DOES THE UK OWE THE EU? BILLIONS BILLIONS BILLIONS PUBLIC SPENDING HOW MUCH DOES THE UK PAY TO THE EU AS A CURRENT MEMBER? FONTAINBLEAU ABATEMENT REBATE REBATE REBATE NATIONAL STATICS REALLY JAMMING UP MY BRAIN DON'T REACH FOR THE STARS BUT CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN HIGHER ENDE CHORUS C SO GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUU Em SO LONG AND FAREWELL OLD FRIEND! C HOW GOOD WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! D WHAT A 47 YEARS OF PLAYING SERIOUS C HOW DELIRIOUS Am 4 YEARS OF PAIN IN THE EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU F 4 YEARS TOO LONG Am WE ARE SORRY TO PUT YOU THROUGH THIS F (WE ARE PROBABLY NOT SORRY) Am So, today is the day, F The big divorce notice hit the EU C Like ton of bricks C Back to the sea shore they go, G Sand everywhere, Am Westminster you finally decided together C Unity restored? C Politics back to normal? Em Here lets see! END CHORD: Am