The Song That No One Likes

Dm7 G7 | G | C Dm C This Is The Song In Every Show F C Dm Dm Em That No One Likes Because It’s Boring G Am C A Song Like Sentimental Man Or Mr. Cellophane F Dm G Oh Look That Woman’s Almost Snoring C Dm C I Am Usually An Older Man  F C Dm G Who Wears Suspenders And Is Lonely Em E Am My range is limited and so the next F Dm Three minutes will pass G slowly E Am And If You Have The Tiniest Suspicion Bb F That You Should Have Peed Fm While It Was Intermission C F Now Is The Time You Won’t Miss Much C Fm Oh Wait Here Comes My Sort Of High Note Dm G This Is The Song That No One Likes C Dm | C | F C | Dm G | Em Gm | Am | Dm G | C F | G | C Dm Am This Is The Song Where You Can Cough F C Dm G So Everybody Get Your Coughs Out Em Am Or You Can Whisper What’s The Time? Am Where Are We Eating After This? F Dm Maybe We Should Just Do Takeout? C Dm C Is This Song On The Cast Recording? F C Dm G Not Sure You Skip It Every Time Em E I’m Sure They’d Cut It Am G But The Leads Are Backstage Changing Costumes F Dm G And They Really Need The Time G That’s Right I Rhymed Time With Time N.C. I’m Also A Veteran E Am And Shortly I’ll Get Claps At Curtain Call Bb F But Once You Leave You Won’t Remember Fm Me At All C F And At The Stage Door I’ll Arrive C Fm And You May Ask Me For A Photo F Dm But You Mean You Want Me To Hold The Phone C Dm |F C | G Em | Am | Dm G | C | C F They Say You Can’t Enjoy The Highs Of Life C Without The Lows Fm F But Jesus Dm G C F C This Song Blows Spoken: Well I’m Not In The Rest Of The Show So Ima Go Beat The Traffic C