Stop The Clock

N.C. "Howard, you have given us all so much, and uh, I feel like we, your fans, are like these, these bottomless pits, ya know, because as much as you give, and as much as you give to us, we will always want more, and when I think of all the memories I have, ya know, as a guest and as a listener more than anything, I just, I wish that we could freeze time so that this show would just never ever ever end." -Sarah Silverman G D C G it's been said time marches on and we've gotta take stock G D C G but I don't wanna Howard I don't want to this show is my rock G D C G your contract's up in two more years and if you don't renew I'll die of shock G D C G oh oh oh oh oh oh oh stop the clock N.C. "Ladies and gentlemen, Natalie Maines!" -Sarah Silverman G C Am C Robin Quivers took her vegecation used meat and veg for her masturbation G C she tripped on drugs so she could find life's answers Am C G but instead she got a super gross grapefriut sized cancer Am C G eating right gives you cancer G C Am C the 143 I love you code vagina pussy and droppin loads G C when Ronnie cums he groans and moans Am C G Sal wants to beat his wife til she shits out her bones Am C G he'll punch his wife til she pooped out her bones G C Am C Hoawrd doesn't wanna breathe your germs he never died his hair he never got a perm G C Am C G when he jerks off it's like a butter churn his tiny penis only cums one sperm Am C G his teeny weeny peeny cums one sperm G C Am C while Steve Brandano mans the halls and Lisa G has shit in every stall G C Am C G Robin's got big brown pussy walls I choked on fumes from Richard Christy's balls Am C G I gagged on fumes from Mr Christy's balls Am C G oh oh oh oh woe is me Am C G oh my Howard 143 Am C G oh oh oh oh you're my rock Am C G oh oh oh oh stop the clock