The Rebuttal Of Schrodingers Cat

Em Em D G C In multiple states at the same time Em D G C I’ll take the one where I’m still alive Em D G A When I get out, I’ll live with Einstein C D G And I will because I have nine lives C G D I will chase your theory It’s just made of string C G D Without observation I’m doing all the things C G D I would not be in this box with cyanide C G D If I could call PETA in 1935 Am D G C Open up and measure this absurdity Am D G C I’ll teach you about superposition with my claws and teeth Em D G C In multiple states at the same time Em D G C I’ll take the one where I’m still alive Em D G A You have one life but I have nine C D G I'll hunt you down with the rest of mine C G D This quantum mechanics thought experiment C G D On a macroscopic level just proves that you’re a dick C G D Yes you are a smart man, but one thing you forgot C G D I am cat. I can think outside the box Am D G C Open up and measure this absurdity Am D G C I’ll get out and shred all of your possible realities Em D G C In multiple states at the same time Em D G C I’ll take the one where I’m still alive Em D G A You are unknown without this feline C D G Guess who peed on your Nobel Prize?