Sweet As Whole - Ver 2

G# Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet D# Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve A#m And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things C# And I'm just who you want me to be G# But like most creatures down here on the ground D# I'm composed of the elements moving around A#m I grow and change and I shift and I switch C# And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch D# But that only happens when I get provoked A#m By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know D# And I sit and I write while reminding you all C# That mean songs are still better than going postal G# And that guy's an asshole D# That girl's a bitch A#m Baby it's natural C# No getting away from it G# So sing it out with me D# And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole G# D# A#m C# Asshole....asshole Second G# I see I've surprised you with some of my words D# And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt A#m And I hate to think that I've ruined the day C# Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade G# But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways D# You're a toxin Wasting perfectly good space A#m And I say what I think C# 'Cause it's more economic Than drugs or a drink G# And that guy's an asshole D# That girl's a bitch A#m Baby it's natural C# No getting away from it G# So sing it out with me D# And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole C# Cm No I won't let him in, under my skin A#m G# Cm He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic C# Cm Just a festering sore A#m D# Who will never be more if I don't let him G# That guy's an asshole D# That girl's a bitch A#m Baby it's natural C# No getting away from it G# So sing it out with me D# And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole