Sweet As Whole

F Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet C Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve Gm And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things Bb And I'm just who you want me to be F But like most creatures down here on the ground C I'm composed of the elements moving around Gm I grow and change and I shift and I switch Bb And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch C But that only happens when I get provoked Gm By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know C And I sit and I write while reminding you all Bb That mean songs are still better than going postal F And that guy's an asshole C That girl's a bitch Gm Baby it's natural Bb No getting away from it F So sing it out with me C And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole F C Gm Bb Asshole....asshole Second F I see I've surprised you with some of my words C And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt Gm And I hate to think that I've ruined the day Bb Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade F But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways C You're a toxin Wasting perfectly good space Gm And I say what I think Bb 'Cause it's more economic Than drugs or a drink F And that guy's an asshole C That girl's a bitch Gm Baby it's natural Bb No getting away from it F So sing it out with me C And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole Bb Am No I won't let him in, under my skin Gm F Am He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic Bb Am Just a festering sore Gm C Who will never be more if I don't let him F That guy's an asshole C That girl's a bitch Gm Baby it's natural Bb No getting away from it F So sing it out with me C And then let it go Gm (slide pattern) F**k that guy, he's just an asshole Repeat once and fade out and end on F