You Cant Turn Me Off

(Piano then) A# D7 G G7 *Spoken* (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?) C7 F7 A# F7 (Miss Miller have you seen my Megaphone?) A# D7 G Don't you be puttin' down when I'm puttin' up, G7 Come off of that stuff, C7 F7 A# F7 You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on. A# D7 G You can't put a fire out if it was never lit, G7 So what if we quit? C7 F7 A# F7 A# You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on. D7 G G7 Don't be throwin' out hits arguments that’r tellin' me what to do C7 F7 I can figure it out, no doubt, every bit as good as you. A# D7 G My water won't be turned off when you up and go, G7 It's still gonna flow, C7 F7 A# You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on. F7 Girls, How about some doh-di-o-doh A# D7 G G7 (Thankyou) C doh-di-o-doh, C doh-di-o-doh, C doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh C7 F7 A# C doh-di-o-doh, C doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh A# D7 G My water won't be turned off when you up and go, G7 It's still gonna flow, C7 F7 A# A G# G7 You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on. C7 F7 A# (1 strum) F7 (1 strum) You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on. A# N.D# Doopi doo, Whoo!