Cigarette

A E D I am gonna smoke a cigarette E 'Cause I'm a rebel, yeah! A E D Go to Duane Reade and buy a whole freakin' set E (That's-that's what they call them, right?) F#m And the clerk will ask me which ones I'm buyin' E And I'll say like I'm not even tryin' D (Malb-uh-ro. Mal- Mara- Mara- Marlab- bar- oh?) F#m Then I'll walk around on the street at night or- E D Wait! First I gotta buy a lighter too! A E D But then -ooh, I'm gonna smoke that cigarette E 'Cause I got feelings A E D Which apparently no ones noticed yet E But I'm pretty tortured, you guys F#m And I'll stand on the roof in a cloud of smoke and E Say my parents marriage was just a joke and D They abused me! (Well, they tickled, but abused, sure!) F#m And my artist friends will say 'your life's so rough' and E D All I'll do is take a puff and blow F#m F#m F#m F#m F#m God! If only, only I wasn't so goddamn fricken' F#m Happy Well then I'd be D Happy A Yeah then I'd be some leather plaid metal A A A A So hot it makes the girls scream for their A 'Papi!' A Yeah, That's what they'd call me: A 'Papi!' A That's what they'd call me! F#m E Oh, they won't think I'm so mellow F#m E When my teeth are bright yellow F#m E Finally I'll be who I thought I would be F7 'Cause me A# F D# I am totally-the-sort-of-person-if-I-wanted-to smoke a cigarette F I'm just busy, ok? A# F D# But soon I'm gonna smoke a fag I bet F And I'll be British to, deal! Gm Take a look at me Govna' I'm disappearing' F Pretty soon the only thing that you'll be hearing D# Is what ever it sounds like when someone is smoking and awesome- Gm Take a hit take a chance and maybe then I'll F D# Actually like myself when I get that A# F D# F Cigarette A# F D# Cigarette F A ciga-ciga-ciga-ciga A# F D# Cigarette F Cig-cig-cig-cig-cig-cig-cig-cig-cig-zaow A# F D# F Cigarettewouwouwouwouwou A# F D# F Cigarette (Takes puff of the cigarette) God, I really needed that- (Coughing fit) A#