Level Best

D# Call me collect, call me anytime you need to G# D# I'll be waiting there G# F If you've got a girlfriend, or a boyfriend D# G# I'll be on the line doing my level best D# Call me an asshole, call me what you want to G# D# I will love you still D# Call me complaining, I will entertain you G# D# And tell it like it is G# F If you start a band, well you can use my van D# G# I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best D# G# D# I'll scream with all my might 'cause it's my level best D# Call me divided, call me at your lowest G# D# I will belong to you D# Call me at midnight, I can talk for hours G# D# Discussing male privilege G# F If you are in trouble, something illegal D# G# I'll be at your side, doing my level best D# G# D# If it breaks me up inside it's my level best D# Call me with bad news, tell me that you loved her G# D# I will listen to you Chorus 4 G# F I will catch the next flight for any country D# G# I will risk it all to do my level best D# G# I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best D# G# D# Chorus 5 G# F If you need a million borrowed by tomorrow D# G# I would rob a bank to do my level best D# G# I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best D# G# I would k**l a queen, it's my level best D# G# A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best D# G# D# G# D# G# D# G# D# G# D# G#