I Could Smoke

F# F# Thirty comes fast B D#m Kicking at a pile of stones G#m B Waiting for a man to look back D#m I could smoke B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all D#m G#m Wouldn't be a bad idea at all F# When it hit me B D#m Thicker than a pile of bricks G#m B My father he was younger than I D#m And he smoked B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all D#m G#m Wouldn't be a bad idea at all B Maybe I should go and get someone pregnant A#min Put a little pressure on the situation A C#m Bad idea at all D C#m Wouldn't be a bad idea at all A B Wouldn't be a bad idea B As far as bad ideas go D#m I could smoke G#m B D#m Ah, ah, ah F# Marry me so B D#m We could go and learn Japanese G#m B Watching as our families die D#m 'Cause they smoked B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all B F# Wouldn't be a bad idea at all D#m G#m Wouldn't be a bad idea at all F# Marry me so B D#m We could have a boy of our own G#m B Watch him as he grows up alone C#m D#m But if he smokes C#m D#m But if he smokes C#m D#m But if he smokes C#m D#m But if he smokes C#m D#m But if he smokes