The Tendieman

Am There once was a stock that put to sea Dm Am The name of the stock was $GME Am The price blew up and the shorts dipped down Em Am Hold my bully boys, hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go Am She had not been two weeks from shore Dm Am When Ryan Cohen joined the board Am The captain called all hands and swore Em Am He'd take his shares and hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go Am Before the news had hit the market Dm Am /r/wallstreetbets came up and bought it Am With diamond hands, they knew they'd profit Em Am If they could only hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go Am No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed Dm Am The captain's mind was not on greed Am But he belonged to the autist's creed Em Am He took the risk to hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go Am For 40 days, or even more Dm Am The stock went up, then down once more Am All gains were lost, it was looking poor Em Am But still, those traders did hold F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go Am As far as I've heard, the fight's still on Dm Am The shorts not squeezed, and the gains not won Am The Tendieman makes his regular call Dm Am To encourage the captain, crew, and all F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go F C Soon may the Tendieman come Dm Am To send our rocket into the sun F C One day, when the trading is done Em Am We'll take our gains and go