Where Have All The Average People Gone

D D/C# Bm A G A D D D/C# Bm A G A D D D/C# Bm Bm/A The people in this city call me country, G A D Because of how I walk and talk and smile. D D/C# Bm Bm/A Well I don't mind them laughing in the city, G A D But the country folks all say I'm citified. D D/C# Bm Bm/A The fighting men they say that I'm a coward. G A D Because I never push no one around. D D/C# Bm Bm/A Gentle people call me trouble-maker, G A D Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground. G F#m Funny I don't fit. Em F#m G A D Where have all the average people gone? D D/C# Bm A G A D D D/C# Bm Bm/A Some pious people point and call me sinner, G A D Because to them I've never seen the light. D D/C# Bm Bm/A Other folks think of me as a preacher. G A D I'm just doing what I think is right. D D/C# Bm Bm/A The wealthy people think that I am a hobo, G A D Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs. D D/C# Bm Bm/A And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man, G A D But really, I'm just trying to get along. G F#m It's funny I don't fit. Em F#m G A D Tell me where have all the average people gone? D D/C# Bm A G A D D D/C# Bm Bm/A And the government has given me a number, G A D To simplify my birth and life and death. D D/C# Bm Bm/A And still my woman thinks I'm awful important, G A D Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath. G F#m Funny I don't fit. Em F#m G A D Where have all the average people gone? G F#m Yes, it's funny I don't fit. Em F#m G A D Where have all the average people gone? G F#m Honey I don't fit, Em F#m G A D Where have all the average people gone? slow D D/C# Bm Bm/A G A D