Morning Wood

Acapella choir N.C. Moooooooorning Woood Em G A Em Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Em G Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good A Em 'Cause underneath the covers is my mornin' wood Em G My wife wakes up and looks my way A Em Kids run in and ruin my day Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood G A He's a man who really loves his morning Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood Em G Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee A Em All hunched over tryin' to avoid the seat Em G I raised up and still the same A Em So on the wall I wrote my name Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood G A He's a man who really loves his morning Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood Em G Ya, my wife walks in and sees the mess A Em I can tell right away she's not impressed Em G I clean it all up and I start to cry A Em It won't go down and I don't know why Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood G A He's a man who really loves his morning Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood Em G Well, I got to go to work and there's still no change A Em I'm thinking by now there's something strange Em G Still feels good and it really don't hurt A Em So all I do is untuck my shirt Em Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood G A He's a man who really loves his morning G A He's a man who really loves his morning G A He's a man who really loves his morning Em YeeeeeHaaaa!! Speech N.C. Rodney you're not going to work like that, are you? N.C. Honey, I'm taking the convertible, yaahaa!