Dear Penis - Ver 2

C F G C Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore F G C You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor F G C Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore F G C It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine F G C Thats all we needed to get by F G C Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame F G C Dear Penis I dont like you anymore C F G C Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore F G C Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before F G C Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore F G C Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship F G C Come to terms with truly how we feel F G C If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever F G C Dear Penis, I think I like you after all F G C Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls