Dear Penis Chords - Rodney Carrington

Intro

{tab: e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|}

{tab: B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|}

{tab: G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)}

{tab: D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|}

{tab: A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|}

{tab: E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|}

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times, except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

D G A D Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore G A D You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor G A D Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore G A D It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine G A D Thats all we needed to get by G A D Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame G A D Dear Penis I dont like you anymore

Verse 2

(he sings) D G A D Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore G A D Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before G A D Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore G A D Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship G A D Come to terms with truly how we feel G A D If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever G A D Dear Penis, I think I like you after all G A D Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls