From A Logical Point Of View

G If you want to be happy living a king's life D G Never make a pretty woman your wife G If you want to be happy living a king's life D G Never make a pretty woman your wife G C Now all you have to do is just what I say G D And then you may be jolly, merry and gay G C Therefore, from a logical point of view D G Better marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you G A pretty woman make a husband look small D G And very often causes his downfall G Soon as she marries then and there she starts D G To do the things that will break your heart G C And when you think that she is belonging to you G D She is calling somebody else to do G C Man, from a logical point of view D G Better marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you G But if you make an ugly woman your wife D G You can be sure you will be happy in all your life G She will never do things in a funny way D G To allow the neighbor have things to say G C She wouldn't disregard the husband at all G D By exhibiting herself too bitter and cold G C Man, from a logical point of view D G Better marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you G An ugly woman give your meals on time D G And try to make you comfortable in mind G At times when you lie sick in your cozy bed D G She will both caress you and scratch your head G C And not a minute in the night will she leave you alone G D It seems she want to melt the cold from your bone G C Man, from a logical point of view D G Better marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you G If a man that's not your friend say that you have no taste D G Marry an ugly woman above disgrace G One who is cute, looking barbarous and rough D G The skin like alligator, bumpy and tough G C Pigeon-hole, bull-leg, across in her eye G D She got two lips that look like a big bow tie G C Boy, from a logical point of view D G Better marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you G C From a logical point of view D G Always marry a woman uglier than you