Re Your Song About My Client Delilah

D F#m Dear Mr. Higgenson, it's me, Delilah's lawyer D F#m I am writing to inform you, there's a 3rd restraining order Bm G A Bm In effect, The first two haven't stopped you yet A She's quite upset D F#m May I remind you, Tom, my client doesn't like you D F#m But you keep composing songs for her, Which means you have the IQ Bm G A Bm Of a brick, You couldn't "hit that" with a stick, A Please seek help quick. D Bm D Bm A Oh, we're watching you, you creep, Oh, we're watching you, you creep, D Bm D Bm Oh, we're watching you, you freak, Oh, it’s what we do all week, D All the stupid week D F#m Do not address Delilah's mother as a MILF, D F#m And please desist from mailing puppy dogs and photos of yourself Bm G A Bm In plain white T's, next time put some pants on, please A Nice cottage cheese. D F#m My client's gone in hiding halfway 'cross the nation, D F#m But you evidentially stalked her to her undisclosed location, Bm G A Bm In New York, You put it in your song you dork, A We're freaking torqued. D Bm D Bm A Oh, we're watching you, you creep, Oh, we watch you when you sleep, D Bm D Bm Oh, we watch you when you eat, Oh, we watched you take a leak, G A A thousand miles seems pretty far, But you've used planes and trains and cars, D Bm And pogo sticks, and segways, and a horse G A But we've got warrants out for you, So Romeo, if you try to D Bm Go near her you'll regret the choice of course, G A There's lots of guys who'd gladly pay, to make your lovesong go away, Bm A They'll quickly take you down with no remorse, with deadly force. D F#m Dear Mr. Higgenson, this isn't cause I'm jealous D F#m That I left the band for lawschool while you got rich with the fellas Bm G A Bm With your song, Here's why I took this client on, G A Bm Like you, I've wanted her so long G A Bm A So it's so nice to sue you, Tom. PS: How's mom?