If I Was

Cadd9 If I was a race car driver G Well, I'd be right behind her D I'd be doing ninety in a fifty-five G Trying to change her mind Cadd9 And if I was an airplane pilot G I wouldn't be thirty-five thousand D I'd be drawing I'm sorry in the blue sky G Over isle sixty-five Cadd9 But if I was a bettin' man G I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham D On the phone with her mama n'em G Cussing me to hell and back again Cadd9 I bet she's got a radio on G Singing something 'bout movin' on D I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again G Cadd9 G If I was a bettin' man Cadd9 If I was a radio DJ G Well, I know the songs that I'd play D They'd be about coming home and making up G And falling back in love Cadd9 But if I was a bettin' man G I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham D On the phone with her mama n'em G Cussing me to hell and back again Cadd9 I bet she's got a radio on G Singing something 'bout movin' on D I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again G If I was a bettin' man Cadd9 If I was a bettin' man G G/F# Em7 I wouldn't have folded them winning hands Cadd9 I wouldn't be sitting here drinkin' beer D Waiting on a second chance Cadd9 But if I was a bettin' man G I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham D On the phone with her mama n'em G Cussing me to hell and back again Cadd9 I bet she's got a radio on G Singing something 'bout movin' on D I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again G Cadd9 G If I was a bettin' man