Alcohall Of Fame

G C G I drink a case of Busch Latte almost every single Friday C on a crop and catchin tractor with a Mercury G I can drink a copadillo on the strangest Winebaygo C watchin Senior take the lead on a Talladega turn three G I'm a legend at the local bar C shootin' pool and throwin' darts G And I may not get a trophy but you're gonna get to know me C From me raising hell G C D And I'm member of the alcohol of fame G where the whiskey, wine, beer, rain, and shine C D don't matter what I drink G When I'm recognized Ol' Hank will cry D Em at the speech I've gotta make C under neon lights D till closing time C I'll have a place D G In the alcohol of fame