Sods Law

A D A D A D E A The great Sir Isaac Newton, D A He once made a valid proclamation, D A That force is equal to a nominated mass, D E when multiplied by acceleration A That was the law of motion D A His laws are a real brain teaser, D A I've thought of one more and its called Sod’s Law Bm E Which I discovered when you found another geezer. D E A I learned them all when I was at School D E A and I think I’ve learned one more D E We were doing alright A D 'till you cleared off tonight.... A E A And apparently that’s Sod’s Law. D E A D A E E A Now Einstein was a very clever man, D A with us all his philosophies he shared, D A He gave us the theory of relativity, D E which is e equals M c squared, A Where e is Energy and M is Mass D A And c is the speed of the light, D A But it didn't help much when you kicked me into touch Bm E By walking out the door last night. D E A I learned them all when I was at School D E A and I think I’ve learned one more D E We were doing alright A D 'till you cleared off tonight.... A E A And apparently that’s Sod’s Law. D E A D A E E A The Hypotenuse has a square on, D A which is equal, Pythagoras instructed, D A to the sums of the squares on the other two sides D E If a triangle is cleverly constructed. A That was the first geometric law, D A Quite frankly I'm still at a loss, D A ‘Cos who cares a bit where the three squares sit, Bm E since you buggered off I couldn't give a toss! D E A I learned them all when I was at School D E A and I think I’ve learned one more D E We were doing alright A D 'till you cleared off tonight.... A E A And apparently that’s Sod’s Law. D E A D A E E A Archimedes said “Eureka”, D A ‘Cos in English he weren't too a-versed in, D A when he discovered that the volume of a body in the bath, D E was equal to the stuff it was immersed in, A That is the law of displacement, D A That’s why ships don't sink, D A It’s a shame he weren't around in 1912, Bm E ‘Cos Titanic would have made him think. D E A I learned them all when I was at School D E A and I think I’ve learned one more D E We were doing alright A D 'till you cleared off tonight.... A E A And apparently that’s Sod’s Law. D E A D A E E