Smiffys Glass Eye

F G F G F G G D G C Smiffy was a little boy, different from the rest G D G D He had one eye pointing East and one pointing West G D G C Ever since Tiny Murphy hit him with a sling F C G Smiffy with his glass eye glittering E Am Playing in the school yard, how the kids would marvel F Bb E When Smiffy popped his glass'un out and used it for a marble C G D He was such a character the kids would sing F C G F Smiffy with his glass eye glittering G D G C Walking down the street when two big louts G D G D Come and tripped up Smiffy and his eye fell out G D G C They used it as a conker on a piece of string F C G Smiffy with his glass eye glittering E Am The girls all laughed when Smiffy passed them by F Bb E They called him Cyclops, he only had one eye C G D He never had a girl-friend or that sort of thing F C G Am Smiffy with his glass eye glittering (*spoken*) G "Ooh, there's Smiffy coming tae the Infirmary F He's got a glass eye, ye ken" D "No ye're joking!", "How'd ye find oot?" F "Och, it just came oot in conversation" G D G C Smiffy used to dream of the Judgement Day G D G D When the flood came and carried all his school friends away G D G C He was lifted up to Heaven on an Angel's wing F C G Smiffy with his glass eye glittering E Am Nobody cried when his world fell apart F Bb E And poor Smiffy died of a broken heart C G D You have to turn a blind eye to that sort of thing F C G F Smiffy with his glass eye glittering G D G C G D G C G D G C F C G E Am F Bb E C G D F C G F G F G F G