Marijuana And Jalapeños

C Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things F They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane C Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Well they're both green as grass and they both grow in Mexico F Well I go down there to buy them oh both, don't you know! C Well my lungs are on hiatus and my mouth deserves a drink G C Cause Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Well I grow 'em both with some tender love and care F Well people come a runnin' once they smell it in the air C If you takin' too much then you'll forget your name G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things! C Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things F They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane C Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Well I'll put out my guitar folks and I'll pull out my bong F I'll cut up that fruit for an old Mexican sing along C And folks I'll burn one down and bite the one with a bang G C Cause Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things! C Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things F They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane C Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things F They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane C Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things F They both make food taste better and they both drive you insane C Oh the Mexicans always got 'em and them gringos the same G C And Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things C Marijuana and Jalapeños G C I said Marijuana and Jalapeños are my two favorite things