Busted Buck Naked And Drunk

A D E D A Well, I met her at a honkytonk bar last Friday night A E She was looking for a little romance from Mister Not-So-Right D I was drinking my pay and it was nearly gone A BY the time we got to her place I had nothing but a buzz on E D A I was BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK A We had to break a window when she said she forgot her keys A E The neighbors heard the breaking glass and called the police D I staggered to the back door like a drunken fool A I head "click", "click", "click" and "FREEZE DROP THEM BOOTS!" E D A I was BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK D A I was BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK Bm E When her husband pulled up in the drive in his pick-up truck D I shouted, "Haul me away and throw away those keys, A If you leave me here with him that boy will K**L me" E D A I was BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK D D/D# E Mr. Occifer, Haul Me Away.... A Well they hauled me in front of that judge at the county court A E He said, "You long haired country boy I know your sort." D "You've been messing with the daughter of the mayor of this town, A So get the hell out of dodge and don't come back around, or I swear... E D A You'll be BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK" D A Now I'm BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK Bm E Heading for the county line and cursing my luck D Ain't got a dime to my name and my head hurts A I lost a good pair of boots, my wranglers and shirt E D A I'm BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK D A Yeah, I'm BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK Bm E Heading for the county line and cursing my luck D Ain't got a dime to my name and my head hurts D N.C. I lost a good pair of boots, but she lost her skirt E D A Now I'm BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK E D A BUSTED BUCK NAKED AND DRUNK